Ollie Quotes (Summer & Fall 2016 Edition)
O: Mama, please don't sing.
Me: Okay.
O: I like your voice, I just can't handle it right now.
O: I like your voice, I just can't handle it right now.
O: I'm good at puzzles. How could I not be?
Me and Ollie yesterday on the way to breakfast so Doug could sleep in:
O: Mama, can I have a little sleep?
Me: Yes, of course.
O: Okay. Remember, I sleep with my eyes open.
O: Mama, can I have a little sleep?
Me: Yes, of course.
O: Okay. Remember, I sleep with my eyes open.
O: What is a humbo home?
Me: I'm sorry? I don't know.
O: Timon and Pumba don't live in the jungle, they live in a humbo home.
Me: How do you know it's a humbo home? Wait, do you mean a humble home?
O: Yeah, they say, " Welcome to our humble home!"
Me: I'm sorry? I don't know.
O: Timon and Pumba don't live in the jungle, they live in a humbo home.
Me: How do you know it's a humbo home? Wait, do you mean a humble home?
O: Yeah, they say, " Welcome to our humble home!"
O: I think I'm starting to get bear feet.
(Taking off his shoes and socks)
O: (Looking at People magazine): Mama, why are you reading girl comics?
O informed us he knew how to whip and nae-nae and gave us a presentation. Next day, when asked what he was going to sing in music at Kindergarten, he said he'd sing the Whip and Nae-Nae song.
Doug: I wouldn't lead with that one, Ollie, You have deeper tracks.
Doug: I wouldn't lead with that one, Ollie, You have deeper tracks.
Explaining the Alzheimer's Association Blondes v. Brunettes game when we returned home:
O: I watched blonde girls play football against dark-haired girls. They were raising money for Mama's work, where they help people who eat other people's brains.
O: We can't throw things in the garbage because it will multifly the garbage.
Me: Yep, it'll multifly it.
O: Yeah, I know that word.
O: I put on my headphones so I can't hear you.
Me: (Talk softly)
O: Okay, I 'm going to take them off. I want to hear you. Your voice is beautiful.
Me: Put on your shoes.
O: No, Mama look! I can just have on my foots!
O: Daddy gave me a vitamin and then you gave me a vitamin! I'm going to do something special today!
O: Is the sun a big fire ball?
Me: Yep.
O: It fills my tummy with smoke and makes me sneeze like the whale in Pinocchio.
Me: Why do you have your sassy pants on?
O: I don't know WHY I have sassy pants!
O: Sneezes - Whoa! I did NOT see that coming!
Me: Thank you for your help, Ollie.
O: Yeah, that's what friends are for.
O: I was a lucky bird yesterday when you cut my sandwich like a pizza.
O: And guess what? Parker has 1 tooth out! And he SHOWED it to me!
O: And I know how to make a "R"! Today is the happiest day.
O: (after reminding us of something): Did I just get you a remind?
O: (first try of gum): I think I'm a fan of gum now.
Aldi cashier: See you later, Alligator!
O to me: How did she know my name?
Kielyn gave Ollie a little planter that grows grass. A week after planting, it was overflowing.
Me: Ollie, look!
O: What the-
Me: I know!
O: WE MADE GRASS!
Me: Ollie, come and look at the hail outside!
O: What the-HAIL!
Playing knights with Ollie:
Me: Please let down the drawbridge! I have news to share with the King!
O: What is it?
Me: The red sworded knight is coming and he will lay siege to all of your people!
O: Thank you. ...I have news to share with you too!
Me: What is it my Lord?
O: The King just farted!
O: I spelled Minnesota! I think I should be in first grade, I'm really good at this!
O: OK. So if some of the Beatles are in Heaven, do the rest live in the yellow submarine?
O: Look at my belly, Mama! It's so flat!
Me: Look at mine! It's flat, too!
O: No it's not, Mama. It has a little round to it.
After informing me that he couldn't go to church one day because they talk about God and that is so "booooring!!", I came up with this:
"Today I guess I can't go to church,"
Said little Oliver Maxwell Turk,
"The situation, Mom, is bad,
I stubbed my foot when I was mad,
I need a band-aid for my toe,
It's bleeding and we have far to go,
Plus, and you may think I'm a clod,
But all they talk about there is God."
O: I was a lucky bird yesterday when you cut my sandwich like a pizza.
O: And guess what? Parker has 1 tooth out! And he SHOWED it to me!
O: And I know how to make a "R"! Today is the happiest day.
O: (after reminding us of something): Did I just get you a remind?
O: (first try of gum): I think I'm a fan of gum now.
Aldi cashier: See you later, Alligator!
O to me: How did she know my name?
Kielyn gave Ollie a little planter that grows grass. A week after planting, it was overflowing.
Me: Ollie, look!
O: What the-
Me: I know!
O: WE MADE GRASS!
Me: Ollie, come and look at the hail outside!
O: What the-HAIL!
Playing knights with Ollie:
Me: Please let down the drawbridge! I have news to share with the King!
O: What is it?
Me: The red sworded knight is coming and he will lay siege to all of your people!
O: Thank you. ...I have news to share with you too!
Me: What is it my Lord?
O: The King just farted!
O: I spelled Minnesota! I think I should be in first grade, I'm really good at this!
O: OK. So if some of the Beatles are in Heaven, do the rest live in the yellow submarine?
O: Look at my belly, Mama! It's so flat!
Me: Look at mine! It's flat, too!
O: No it's not, Mama. It has a little round to it.
After informing me that he couldn't go to church one day because they talk about God and that is so "booooring!!", I came up with this:
"Today I guess I can't go to church,"
Said little Oliver Maxwell Turk,
"The situation, Mom, is bad,
I stubbed my foot when I was mad,
I need a band-aid for my toe,
It's bleeding and we have far to go,
Plus, and you may think I'm a clod,
But all they talk about there is God."
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