Ollie Ollie Quote Board
Animals = "Amimals"
Don't = "Doh-int"
Crown = "Castle hat"
Despicable Me: "Spukada me"
Broken = "Brokt"
Me: "Hey, Ollie, did you poo your pants?"
Ollie: "No. Did YOU poo your pants, Mama?"
Ollie: "Wanna play with my toys, Mama?"
Me: "Sure, Ollie."
Ollie: "Okaaaay...you hafta be careful, Mama."
Ollie: (watching Toy Story 2 with the Prospector) "Mama, he's Santa!"
Me: "Nope, Ollie, that's the Prospector."
Ollie: (Big sigh) "No, Mama. It's Santa. See the snow on his mouth?"
Ollie: "I'll fix your glasses, Mama."
Me: "Oh, Ollie, no, please..."
Ollie: (Using his forefingers and thumbs very carefully to adjust my glasses back on my nose)
Me: (Pleasantly surprised) "Thank y-"
Ollie: (Tapping his full hand on the lens of my glasses) "There!"
Me: "Ollie, you can't have a cookie until all your dinner's gone."
Ollie: (Takes food off his plate and puts it on the table beside it - turns his head up, looks at me out of the corner of his eye and says, in a very high voice) "Now can I have cookie, Mama?"
Doug: "Tell Mama she's nuts."
Ollie: "You're coconuts, Mama!"
Doug: "What should we get Mama for Mother's Day, Ollie?"
Ollie: "Um...cookies."
Doug: "Is that so you can eat Mama's cookies, Ollie?"
Ollie: "Um...yes."
After a tough night of getting up a lot just after being put in bed:
Me: "And why can't we watch TV, Ollie?"
Ollie: "I got out of bed too many times, Mama. (Pause) And you was crabby, Mama."
Me: "Do you want to read some books before bed?"
Ollie: "Yeah! I yuv books a YOT!"
Nana Turk: "No, Ollie, we don't do that."
Ollie: "Never say 'no' to me, Nana."
Looking up in the sky after a plane went over and seeing the white trail:
Ollie: "Whose kite is THAT?"
Leaving the garage to get into the car in the morning:
Ollie: "HELLLLLLOOOOOO WORRRRRR-LLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD!"
(To me) "Mama, I just wake up da neighborhood."
After teacher showed the kids a praying mantis and asked them to try saying it:
Ollie: "Prrr--pay--prff--holy smokes, that's a hard word!"
Don't = "Doh-int"
Crown = "Castle hat"
Despicable Me: "Spukada me"
Broken = "Brokt"
Me: "Hey, Ollie, did you poo your pants?"
Ollie: "No. Did YOU poo your pants, Mama?"
Ollie: "Wanna play with my toys, Mama?"
Me: "Sure, Ollie."
Ollie: "Okaaaay...you hafta be careful, Mama."
Ollie: (watching Toy Story 2 with the Prospector) "Mama, he's Santa!"
Me: "Nope, Ollie, that's the Prospector."
Ollie: (Big sigh) "No, Mama. It's Santa. See the snow on his mouth?"
Ollie: "I'll fix your glasses, Mama."
Me: "Oh, Ollie, no, please..."
Ollie: (Using his forefingers and thumbs very carefully to adjust my glasses back on my nose)
Me: (Pleasantly surprised) "Thank y-"
Ollie: (Tapping his full hand on the lens of my glasses) "There!"
Me: "Ollie, you can't have a cookie until all your dinner's gone."
Ollie: (Takes food off his plate and puts it on the table beside it - turns his head up, looks at me out of the corner of his eye and says, in a very high voice) "Now can I have cookie, Mama?"
Doug: "Tell Mama she's nuts."
Ollie: "You're coconuts, Mama!"
Doug: "What should we get Mama for Mother's Day, Ollie?"
Ollie: "Um...cookies."
Doug: "Is that so you can eat Mama's cookies, Ollie?"
Ollie: "Um...yes."
After a tough night of getting up a lot just after being put in bed:
Me: "And why can't we watch TV, Ollie?"
Ollie: "I got out of bed too many times, Mama. (Pause) And you was crabby, Mama."
Me: "Do you want to read some books before bed?"
Ollie: "Yeah! I yuv books a YOT!"
Nana Turk: "No, Ollie, we don't do that."
Ollie: "Never say 'no' to me, Nana."
Looking up in the sky after a plane went over and seeing the white trail:
Ollie: "Whose kite is THAT?"
Leaving the garage to get into the car in the morning:
Ollie: "HELLLLLLOOOOOO WORRRRRR-LLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD!"
(To me) "Mama, I just wake up da neighborhood."
After teacher showed the kids a praying mantis and asked them to try saying it:
Ollie: "Prrr--pay--prff--holy smokes, that's a hard word!"
Being a bug.
Oh, and by the way. Ollie said his first "curse" word after I didn't watch my mouth. "Crap." Which means Doug wins.
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