Uhh...is that poop...on my iPod?

Items that we still need to work on:

• Recognizing poop face before the diaper is off.
• Speed changing so we don't get peed on in the face.
• Tracking flyaway feces and cleaning it up promptly so our nursery doesn't smell like a campground biffy.
• Stopping Oliver from rearing back and arching his body with my tender nipple clenched in his mouth.
• Not waking up with every. single. noise.
• Referring to Oliver as a "him" instead of a "her" in the middle of the night.
• Getting to the boobs before they drip all over my son's face when he backs away without my noticing.
• Living in a non-delusional state.
• Being aware that we're not holding him in our dreams (i.e. Doug has put him in the bassinet and those are sheets that Blaine is cradling).
• Remembering that:
• It's two steps forward and one step back.
• It gets easier each day...or, rather, it's supposed to.
• Newborns are made for new parents.